- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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