- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Knock knock knock OCD

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

So a jew walks into a bar!

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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