theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Black people

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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