- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I have a gay camel

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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