- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

The NBA and womens sports

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Xzibit

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

My friend harris is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

women sports....

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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