- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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