- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where's my tractor?

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Women's rights

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Womens' sports

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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