Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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9/11

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Dislike this.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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