rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

The dewey decimal system

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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