What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

ur gay

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Wright flyer

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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