Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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the holocaust

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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