- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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