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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Whats worse than a joke? This

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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