- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

... i forgot the joke :p

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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