Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Donald Trump.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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butt sex

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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