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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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