Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Butt poop.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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I have aids

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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