Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Lets Go Lakers!

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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