Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Rick santorum

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