What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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