- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Keanu Reaves

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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