A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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