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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

oh no, i've lost my tractor

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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