Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

I pooped.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

lol

long in the tooth!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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