if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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My kids are mistakes.

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black people

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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good one jess !!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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your moms my other ride

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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