- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

._____________________. Whale!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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