- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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