why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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