- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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