you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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hello anomonous

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stinky boner

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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The Game

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Anti Joke

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