- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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