- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

YOLO You only like Oreos

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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