- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I was born.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Justin's hair

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

hey, my names mark.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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