Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

guess what chicken butt

Your time.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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