- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's up? The sky.

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