- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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