- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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