- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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