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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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