- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

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