Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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women have rights

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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