Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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