Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

women's rights

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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