Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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