Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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