- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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