- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Penis

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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