- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Potato

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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