- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A blind man walks into a pole.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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