Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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My mom just died....

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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knock knock

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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That's Racist

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