Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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who farted your mother

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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