- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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