Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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