The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Nobody cares.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Women's sports

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Black Veil Brides.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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