What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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