- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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