- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Women.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

9/11

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Penis jokes.

whats better than 24................. 25

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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